Leaving a Legacy

I am home sick today and was "chatting" with my sister. When she asked what was wrong, I told her I had "stripped throat." Sure, I know it's strep throat, but our grandfather used to call it "stripped throat" so that's what I like to call it when speaking to family members. She laughed and told me that she too calls it that. I told her that I even continue to tell our son to "bruch his tooth," and she also does this, too.

Backing up a bit, our grandfather pretty much raised his grand children as both my mother and aunt Mona moved back home after getting divorces and never moved back out. Our family consisted of my grandfather Silver and grandmother Josie, my mom, aunt Mona and five grand kids - all in a three bedroom house. The house was later converted to a 5-6 bedroom house, much to my delight.

Needless to say, my grandfather probably had the weight of the world on his shoulders. He essentially raised three families - his own, as well as those of his two daughters. The insane thing is that he only had a 5th grade education - hence the odd phrases. I remember that when each of us grandkids got promoted to 6th grade he would tell us that we were officially smarter than him. Still, with his limited education he managed to do pretty well to take care of us all. He will be remembered fondly by all of us grandkids as he has left us all with some pretty funny sayings that are forever emblazoned in our minds - like "bruch your tooth" and "zip it" (when he wanted you to sip something hot). I'm sure there are at least a hundred more, but of course they don't immediately come to mind.

Besides his interesting turn of phrase, my grandfather left me the legacy of gardening. He was not an avid gardener, he mostly planted flowers and trees to create an atmosphere. My good friend Joye dubbed his back yard "The Polynesian Paradise." My grandfather had put up Tiki masks on the walls, fake toucans and parrots in the trees, and if you looked closely in the garden beds under the Hibiscus bushes, you'd find Fisher Price village people and even a dashboard Jesus. It was truly bizarre, and kind of endearing. I tend to plant things I like to eat as well as flowers, but I cannot seem to get away from inserting "villagers" into my garden space.

cry-Tunes

I don't know whether or not I am unusual in that I have a "Cry" iTunes list. There are songs that I simply cannot listen to without crying - be it tearing up, a little drip from the nose, or depending on my mood, a nice cleansing sob. Every now and again, such as tonight, I have to test my mettle and play it. Sure enough, I have not gotten through one song without tearing up. As I write this I'm listening to "The Hazards of Love 4 (The Drowned)." To get the full, chest-constricting sadness you really have to know the story arc of The Hazards of Love (The Decemberists). However, to tell the story takes away from the drama because it is kind of a strange story. Still, the song gets me every time.

Now my playlist has switched to "It's Too Late" by Carole King. The song, about the end of a relationship, is kind of sad in and of itself. Well told and sung by the soulful Ms. King. The song is given more weight in my mind because I remember hearing it right around the time my parents divorced. It was too weighty for a mere 5 year old lyric listener. Later The Eagles "Best of My Love" reminded me of the final nail my parents divorce coffin. This song doesn't so much make me cry as makes my throat constrict, I suppose.

There are several songs that remind me of my grandparents and their incredible love for each other. "My Immortal" and "This Woman's Work" both remind me of when my grandmother was in hospice and my grandfather was struck, quite by surprise, with what hospice was - and that she was not going to get better. At first grandpa was force-feeding her although she was in a coma. He was at a loss for what he would do without her. It was one the most heart-wrenching things I have witnessed. "I know you have a little life in you yet/I know you have a lot of strength left..." :(

Well, I won't go into all the songs on my cry-Tunes list, but the one playing now is "100 Years" by Five for Fighting. This song just makes me sad because it so succinctly captures how fleeting life is, and clearly tells the story of the various milestones of life "when you've only got 100 years to live." Hearing it makes me keenly aware that I'm far from 15 and forces me to reflect on how haphazardly these 40+ years have gone by. There's never enough time to stop and savor all the moments that make up a life. Even when they're happening you don't realize which will be the memories that get replayed with fondness, sadness, glee, etc. Life is funny and cruel that way.

The Starring Role

Exciting news...I've been cast as the lead role in my very own show. It's called the life and times of Lucy Anaya-Mitchell. It comes out pretty much every day from the time I awaken to the time I fall asleep. There are some behind the scenes things going on while I sleep, but you need a back-stage-pass to get to see that stuff. Unfortunately, as interesting as I find this show, I can't find much of an audience. Most people are too busy starring in their own shows to pay mine much attention. The great thing is, I have some small roles in the shows of other people, too. In the "life and times of Mychal Anaya-Mitchell" and the "Life and times of Alec Mitchell" I get to play the mom. She's quite a character. As fun and free-wheelin' as she likes to consider herself, she's really much more conservative than she ever dreamed she would be.

Speaking of which, the guy that plays my husband is pretty hot. His name is Steve Mitchell - both in real life and in the show. He's had many roles in my show. He started out just being a guy in my class about 25 years ago, then he was a drinking buddy, and then my confidante. Before you know it, we're off in Las Vegas getting married!

I've been thinking a lot about roles lately. It started a few days ago when I was listening to a radio interview with Raphael Yglesias, the author of "A Happy Marriage," an autobiographical story about his marriage and mostly his wife's death from cancer. It was a sad and poignant story, but the thing that struck me most was the fact that Raphael's parents were both fairly well-know authors, themselves (Jose and Helen Yglesias), and in the article he discusses what it is like to have your life portrayed in the stories of others. He says, "even when someone writes you in a novel flatteringly, the truth is it's always troubling because it's odd to be a minor character in someone else's life since we're always the major character in our own lives."

Sure, I already was aware that we tend to think that things such as a "bad hair day" or having a stain on our shirt as much bigger in our minds than they are in the minds of others. Still, I became keenly aware that not only am I always center stage in my own role, those around me are also at the same time starring in their own roles. I am at once flattered that I get to be part of their production - but at the same time, want them to stop and appreciate what a marvelous job I am doing playing my own role. I'm sure I'll be up for an Oscar one of these years...

Besides, B-sides

As one who has always been compelled to root for the underdog, I have also had a great deal of empathy for the "B" side of records. Of course in the age of CD's and electronic devices to listen to music, the "B" side is no longer a thing with which I struggle. However, as a young music listener I felt that it was only fair to listen to both sides of a record. Who was I to ignore a song that this musical artist put such work into? How could I sentence it to be face-down for its entire existence?

I don't know exactly what age it started, but I do recall that in our house we had a great rack of 45 records. Most of them no longer had their sleeves but they all seemed to play without skips or scratches. My cousin Melissa and I would spend long afternoons listening to them and making up dances to the various hits. This rack brought me my first introduction to David Bowie, with the song "Fame" (B-side, "Right"). But I digress...

My obsession with "B" sides continued even when I graduated to record albums. I would purchase an album for a specific song, but I would force myself to listen to the "B" side to the point of getting familiar with most of the songs before I would allow myself to listen to the "A" side; which of course contained the song for which the purchase was made.

I still don't know exactly why I would do this. Part of me thinks that in order to be a true "fan" of an artist, you should be familiar with a broader scope of their work. One can also get a greater sense of the artist by listening to the lyrics of a variety of their songs. Even if someone didn't write the song themselves, (Ironically, Barry Manilow did NOT write, "I Write The Songs") they are choosing a song for its message and caring enough about it to apply their voice, their essence. The second reason is that I've always been a bit of a masochist. It takes a certain amount of sacrifice to earn or deserve the honor of listening to the song that so moved me to spend my $3-12 dollars. I chalk that whole notion off to my good Catholic upbringing. You can't just walk in and get to hear "Ashes to Ashes," you have to earn the right by listening (and learning to love) "John I'm Only Dancing (again)" (1975). ...(I apologize for all the parentheses.)

HCG Diet

I now have something to blog about - my new diet. I have struggled with my weight for most of my life and have always been a "big girl" and a "good eater" and this is basis on how I developed my self-image. I am indeed a larger than average person. On the list of words to describe me you would not find petite, small-boned, or frail. On my best days I feel voluptuous on my worst, gross and obese. Last year I was prescribed Phentermine and managed to lose 30 lbs. with the combination of Phentermine, serious diet modification, and 4x a week gym sessions. Well, then the holidays hit and everything I had previously been doing to maintain my weight loss slowly went out the window. I have since gained 15 lbs. back and am not willing to go back to 200 lbs.

I had heard about HCG and when I realized that you have to inject it, I put it out of my mind. That was until I had my last physical and my weight was almost up to 190. I discussed my issue with the nurse practitioner hoping she'd give me more magical Phentermine and she suggested HCG. Apparently it forces your body to release adipose fat rather - the stuff that gathers around your middle and thighs and STAYS there. It also somehow hits the "reset" button on your metabolism. Still, I was reluctant to try it but made an appointment anyway. In my research of HCG I ended up finding a place much closer to my house and went there last week.

The part that still gave me reservations about the whole thing was the injection. I have a SERIOUS needle phobia due to a series of shots I had to get as a child. In the Dr.'s office I mentioned my hesitation and he offered to poke me with the type of needle that I'd be using for the injections. It was truly painless. It was not "this is only going to hurt a tiny bit," it was entirely pain-free. Being the suspicious person that I am, I had to ask him if the needle was collapsible. I was convinced that this was his sneaky way of getting me to purchase his snake oil. ;-)

The first time I had to give myself the shot I woke up at 5 a.m. because I could think of nothing else. I went to the bathroom, mixed up the HCG, and prepared the shot. I sat there and gave myself the mental pep-talk and then quickly jabbed in into my leg the way he showed me...nothing. I pushed in the plunger still not fully convinced that it was in my leg. When I pulled the needle out, I actually squeezed the area to make a little dot of blood so I KNEW that I had indeed put the needle into my skin. I'm still not crazy about the process but at least I know that it is not painful. However, it's still a mental leap every time I'm holding that shot in my hand.

The hardest part about this diet is not the shot - it is the 500 calories-per-day. Today is the first day that I did not want to cheat (and it's only been 3 days). In fact, I still have another 80 calories to burn and I'll do that with 6 oz. of strawberries after this post. However, the thought of 30 days of such a small amt. of calories is overwhelming. Hence, the blog to write down my ups and downs (and hopefully those downs will include serious pounds). I hear that the hunger gets more manageable after the first two weeks, but that is a LONG time when you're hungry all the time.

I have also never realized until recently how many commercials are for food. It is no wonder that the American diet had deteriorated to the current state of processed food. That is what we are constantly "fed" by Madison Avenue! I even opened my Oprah magazine to a paint swatch insert and the paint colors were "bun," "hot dog," and "mustard." I know this is not going to change, so I have to just change my attitude. It helps that I have a supportive husband and a good friend at work. This way I have my bases covered when I'm having a weak moment and I just need a little diet pep talk before I begin gnawing on my leather shoe.

A reopened time capsule

...is just as much fun as the first time you open it. My husband and I created a time capsule "to be opened at the Millenium" when we were merely 3-months married. It contained a few items to remind of us of our Vegas wedding trip: a "Slots-o-Fun" card and a soap from the hotel in which we stayed. It also contained letters from ourselves to ourselves and to each other. We also included a napkin that we'd scrawled random Spanish phrases made up of the few Spanish words we knew, "Donde es el diablo?", "Hoy es dias de los juevos," and my personal favorite, "Escucha la enchirito para todos mureto perros y gatos." Which roughly translates to "Listen to the enchirito for all the dead dogs and cats." Yep, we know how to have some fun.

My favorite item, however, is the piece of paper folded in half that reads, "Anyone can put a bowel movement in a can, but it takes a real genius to roll it in Corn Nuts." It is in my husband's handwriting, but we cannot for the sake of ourselves remember what led to this conclusion. We were notorious for staying up way too late, drinking way too much coffee, and getting far too slap-happy for our own good. Every now and again we'd get the notion to write down some of our random thoughts. One that I can remember is a Simon Says list of things, such as: Simon Says...defy the laws of physics...hover...undulate...etc.

Going through our time capsule 15 years later reminds me that my husband is my favorite chum and he has been for a better part of the last 25 years. We surely get goofy and he makes me laugh my craziest snort laugh and I absolutely love it. One of my favorite things is to laugh so hard that tears are streaming, snot is threatening to blow bubbles, and all you have to do is see the other person laugh and it gets you all over again. ...Good times!

The Blog eludes me

I marvel at all the great ideas I have for writing in my blog, and when it comes time to write them down, the ideas are nowhere to be found. Most of my ideas come during my morning commute. I have really deep thoughts when it comes to putting my life on the line with many bozos on the road - some of which are fully engaged in shaving, putting on mascara, texting, or some just putzing thinking about what they're going to blog about.

I guess the most consistent thought is that of my childhood. There are many thought-provoking stories; ones that make you realize why I'm the cynical, angst-ridden, yet jolly person that I am. It was a childhood overflowing with emotion, many bodies in a small house, a cacophony of voices, and also had its share of deprivation (physical and emotional) all at the same time. There was both feast and famine simultaneously.

Still, I am glad for the experience. It made me who I am today...a cynical, angst-ridden, yet jolly person.